Sterek AU: Stiles’ Wall
Derek is The Great Wall of China.
Stiles is just an ordinary boy who also happens to be in love with The Great Wall of China.
"Damn it Derek!" Stiles pounded his fist against the stubborn structure before him. "You can’t just let people walk all over you like this!"
Stiles let his palm flatten against the cold brick surface, allowing the corner of his mouth to lift only slightly.
"You always were the strong and silent type."
Stiles slid his hands further down and slowly moved his mouth closer to the rough gray bricks, his eyes fluttering shut as he finally felt contact.
Honestly if you want people on the internet to tell you they like you, take EVERY TIP YOU’VE EVER LEARNED FROM SEXWRECKS and apply it to the most popular ship in your fandom
You don’t even have to know how to spell things. Just write 5k or more and you’re in for good
Nearly all the yogurt, and absolutely ALL their come
I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.
gyakkyou burai kaiji is the most stressful experience involving balls you will ever have
So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
one of the best ships
Snape took draco’s beloved apple :(
This is the best ship EVER! hahah, the most hilarious one too… but it is quite sad too…. Anyways do we have any Drapple shippers here? Anyone?
But Drapple fanfics are just weird what the actual fuck.