"He loves how Stiles goes loose and pliant after he comes, his long limbs limp like wet pasta."
— this is the sexiest comparison ive ever read. hotass post-sex pasta bod. put those limbs through a sexy colander

the worst fanfiction i’ve ever experienced is jeff davis’ fanfiction of the 1985 movie teen wolf. he added so many new characters for no reason and he can’t even keep their stories straight. i can’t believe he established that derek’s family died six years pre-teen wolf in chapter one, only to retcon himself and change it to nine years. there’s barely any good porn in this fanfic either. 2/10, would only recommend for the good playlist accompanied by each chapter

DEREK GOT ME SO SEX-STUPID I’M PRACTICALLY SCOTT-STUPID. NOT REALLY THOUGH. SCOTT IS SOOOOOO DUMB THAT EVEN AT MY MOST ADDLEPATED HE IS STILL SUBHUMAN IN COMPARISON

"The slow and lazy thrusts and the near constant brush of Derek’s cock against his prostate had him breathing hard and seeing stars. He was fairly positive that his vocabulary had dropped and his IQ had diminished to Scott’s level."
—

do you ever just fucking sit down and think about how unbelievably rude the entire teen wolf fandom is about scott. like they literally call him a “potato” and think they’re not doing anything fucked up

STILES IS IN THE MIDDLE OF GETTING DEEP-DICKED AND YOU STILL HAVE THE COMPULSION TO THROW SHADE LIKE WHAT DOES SCOTT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS. DAMN

filed under: #iq ain't even important   
"Their dicks swelled like whack-a-moles at a county fair."
— phenomenal
filed under: #incredible   

do you all like werewolf threesomes

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filed under: #this has nothing to do with whether or not i will post anything about it or not   
"Just that morning Max had been admiring Bobby’s muscular back in the shower, wondering if he could get some workout tips, and now the dude was a skin bag in a coma.
Shit! Max was going to come any moment. It surged in him like hot lava swelling from beneath."
— hot fantasies
filed under: #body horror cw   #illness cw   #medical cw   #????   
"My healing has to be done without clothes on, Will. We gotta be just as nekkid as God first made us.” Rafe pulled his shirt over his head, exposing an exquisite torso covered with the tattoo of a magnificent sun centered below the sternum, blazing out to his shoulders, down past his navel."
— is this what teen wolf is about
"He was lost, and I was greedy for his fresh young semen."
— yells

whitekhan:

sexwrecks:

we’re so glad that quotes are super huge now, this will truly be the golden age of sexwrecks

im in the room with sexwrecks as they work their magic this is truly inspirational

hear the magic, feel the magic

filed under: #fuck the magic   #exotica erotica   
"Like the hands of blind people they explored the melon contours of the other’s buttock cheeks"
— i can vouch for this happening with every blind person i’ve ever met, so

2spoopy

we’re so glad that quotes are super huge now, this will truly be the golden age of sexwrecks

"He watched as a clear droplet began to form at the tip of Alex’s foreskinned penis like a dewdrop on a budding rose."
— a garden of pleasures
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