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Can you imagine fucking someone and discovering they have a grainy asshole? Can you imagine ramming your dick into an ass lined with crushed wheat????
Last night I read a #Teen Wolf fic where Stiles was a merman and he sucked Derek’s dick and when he drank his cum he said “this tastes so good it’s like salmon roe oh my god can I have more” and Derek was like “yeah shit you can do it whenever you want”
I don’t know how to end this post. I just wanted you all to know how reasonable and relatable Derek was in that moment
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