congragulation:

Sterek AU: Stiles’ Wall

Derek is The Great Wall of China.

Stiles is just an ordinary boy who also happens to be in love with The Great Wall of China.

"Damn it Derek!" Stiles pounded his fist against the stubborn structure before him. "You can’t just let people walk all over you like this!"

"…"

Stiles let his palm flatten against the cold brick surface, allowing the corner of his mouth to lift only slightly. 

"You always were the strong and silent type."

Stiles slid his hands further down and slowly moved his mouth closer to the rough gray bricks, his eyes fluttering shut as he finally felt contact.

filed under: #heartwrenching   

Honestly if you want people on the internet to tell you they like you, take EVERY TIP YOU’VE EVER LEARNED FROM SEXWRECKS and apply it to the most popular ship in your fandom

You don’t even have to know how to spell things. Just write 5k or more and you’re in for good

Nearly all the yogurt, and absolutely ALL their come

"Derek smiled something feral as he watched Stiles squeeze himself back to erect, licking a smear of yogurt off Stiles’ lips before feeding him again, dripping cold and slippery on him until Stiles started sucking and licking at his fingers like they were more than just failed spoons, until something in it all finally got to Derek and he pushed down his own pants and pulled Stiles up to straddle his lap, slipping his dick in next to Stiles’ and adding his own hand to the grip, leaning back and watching as Stiles jacked them, pouring the last of the cold wet and slippery yogurt over their cocks and choking out a barked laugh as the sudden sensation pushed them both over the edge.

Stiles had no idea exactly how the man had managed it, but nearly all the yogurt and absolutely all their come landed on Stiles’ chest and belly. And as much as it should not have surprised him in the least, it still made him shudder with aftershocks when Derek scooped up the mess with two fingers and fed that to Stiles until there was nothing left on his skin but half-dried sticky trails."
filed under: #nsfw   

scottfoss:

I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.

filed under: #truly inspirational   

fakegirlgamer:

gyakkyou burai kaiji is the most stressful experience involving balls you will ever have

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

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I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

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It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

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You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

lunaqueenofnargles:

one of the best ships

CHICK

FUCKING RON

SHIP IT

thefatalsherlockian:

Snape took draco’s beloved apple :(

filed under: #gifset   #fucked up imo   

harrypotterstyleoflife:

This is the best ship EVER! hahah, the most hilarious one too… but it is quite sad too…. Anyways do we have any Drapple shippers here? Anyone?

filed under: #gifset   #canon otp   

deanfrompurgatory:

But Drapple fanfics are just weird what the actual fuck.

officialjeffgoldblum:

blameaspartame:

My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf by Bytch Williams

some other gems by this author include

fairyfoolishness:

peterpayne:

Pretty sure there’s a typo on this page.

OH MY GOD

filed under: #or is there   
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