AU: Macklemore falls in love with Zayn Malik and not even Harry Styles can come between him and Zayn.
me in the sack irl tbh
Teen Wolf AU where everything is the same except Derek is a Velociraptor
That was supposed to go on my main but I’m phone-blogging so I guess you can all read it instead
One of the people in that teen wolf callout list just made an anti-Sterek post to defend themselves this shit is WILD and I want you all to watch this small corner of the teen wolf fandom piss itself with me because WTF is even happening
Have you guys ever seen Open Gate? It’s the movie those rodeo clown gifs are from and I wish I could have it all just play on an endless loop in the sexwrecks background. I’ve seen that move 10 times, and I paid real money to do it
Teen Wolf AU where everything’s exactly the same except Derek is a rodeo clown.
AU in which Harry and Zayn become fathers together. They move into a home together to finally become the family they always wanted to be. But then Harry murders Zayn because he falls for Niall. Zayn’s dear friend Janet Jackson visits his grave the same day Niall proposes to marry Harry at the America Music Awards.
AU: After a rough break up with Britney Spears, Harry decides it is time to be honest with himself. He begins to publicly open up about his Bisexuality. But to the shock of his Christian mother. She doesn’t handle it well and kicks him out. In an interview, Harry tearfully admits that his true love is Louis Tomlinson. When questioned about if she knew of Louis and Harry’s secret affair, Britney reacts both shocked and disgusted because she was sleeping with Harry while he slept with Louis.
this isn’t real is it….
this is as real as real gets, honey
this is the only explicit olaf fanfiction on ao3. i have never felt more betrayed in my fucking life